Super-HOMO-delux

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

edisonden:

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hellanerd:

I waS NOT EXPECTING THAT

g3toffmyjohnson:

Me this Easter

g3toffmyjohnson:

Me this Easter

16ruedelaverrerie:

The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.

Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS

extremeyaoi:

 /フフ       ム`ヽ
 / ノ)  ∧__∧      ) ヽ
/ |  (✿uwu ) ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \  /
丶_ ノ      ノ、 |/
   `ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーノ
        丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ  is the only emoticon that should even be used
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